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There was a young lady from Putney,
Who craved for Virginia Chutney.
"I spread it like jam,
On ham, spam and lamb,
And have trouble controlling my gluttony."
There was a fine fellow from Putney,
Who expounded on uses for Chutney.
"It's delicious with cream-cheese,
Strong Cheddars or soft Bries,
And, of course, goes on anything muttony."
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